
| Every time I think I know who I am, my characters rewrite me. |
| Some Thoughts on Being Perfect: No, I'm not perfect. And anyone who expects me to be is denying me the inalienable right to be human. Actually, I don't really think anybody's perfect. That's an unattainable goal. Besides that, perfection would be pretty boring. In truth, the real goal should be that of attaining seeming perfection, which would get the people mentioned in the previous paragraph off my back. My real aspiration is to become charming, intelligent, and cunning enough to easily force the blame for my foul-ups onto others, thus heightening the perception of their imperfection while diminishing the evidence of my own. If you'd like to take the blame for one of my disasters, just click below. Oh? There's no link? Well, what did you do with it? You've broken my page, haven't you? |